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The Traveller Suite
Possible Traveller Suite excursions and experience packages include:
Sweat Lodge Your personal spirit guide will take you deep into the desert to drink psychoactive cactus wine. Murder Mystery Singles Mixer Try to figure out which guest is a serial killer IRL. O.B.E. Let our expert technicians induce an out of body experience for your individual betterment. |
Since you’re travelling solo we assume that you’re incredibly cheap and lonely and your life is devoid of meaning.
Fear not then, dear friend, for the Traveller Suite is the perfect spot for a lost and hopeless soul, located on the fringe between this world and the next. As you’ll notice, the windows look out onto the unfathomable infinities of space. You might find the room’s perspective a little odd, sometimes larger, sometimes smaller. The intangible passage of time. The glowing orbs that come and go. Flickering in and out of reality... It’s all perfectly normal, I assure you. Three times per day, your closet door will open by itself to reveal an inter-dimensional portal. Since none of those who entered have ever returned, we assume that it is an idyllic utopia in which you will finally be happy and satisfied and find true love. For those who aren’t quite as adventurous, we also have vibrating beds, Pay-Per-View movies and a tiki themed hotel bar. -- Hayley Morgan (@writeonmorgan) |
If you stay in the Traveller Suite please give us a full account of your visit, and let us know where we should arrange for any bodies to be sent. Read/leave a comment in the Guestbook Back to the Bad Hotel lobby |