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By Dan Adie (@Ketamine_Stalin)
19:00-20:00 Clone Survivor
A billionaire philanthropist and his eight accidentally created clones compete against each other to see which one the public deem to be the ‘real one’ . The week’s loser will face being turned into nutrient rich goo for the other competitors. 20:00-21:00 A Question in Time A constantly changing panel of people rudely taken from across time and space without warning are forced at gun point to discuss the week’s news stories. This week, a Roman Centurion and a Zeta Reticulan from the 23rd century are among the guests discussing Russell Brand and the apathetic masses that lap up his cheeky Dickensian fop banter. 21:00-21:30 Flick An argument over a remote control has hilarious consequences. A map of infection vectors. Low, menacing droning. Time lapse photography of a decaying badger. 21:30-22:00 Non-Corporeal News Two sufferers of frontal lobe epilepsy are given large doses of DMT in order to remotely view war zones and celebrity orgies across the globe. Reporting live on what is happening in YOUR area RIGHT NOW. 22:00-0:00 24/7-11 A burnt out detective takes one last case. Will he find out who really murdered JFK? Are the angels that confusingly seek to help or thwart his attempts real, or just the fevered imagination of a man slowly dying of from prolonged radiation exposure in the alley behind the local 7-11? 0:00-1:00 Public Access Television An hour of short programs made by conspiracy theorists, genuine psychics and art students. Expect flashing lights, wonky camera angles and rants about shapeshifting reptilians running the matrix of control with mass media at its centre. 1:00-1:30 In Russia, Crime Commit You Accused of a murder he (probably) didn’t commit, an impotent and clammy accountant is sent to a brutal Russian gulag. 1:30-6:00 Close Down GO TO SLEEP. DO NOT WATCH THESE PROGRAMMES. YOU DO NOT HAVE THE CORRECT SENSORY ORGANS TO COMPREHEND THE LARGE AMOUNTS OF INFORMATION BEING PULSED OUT OF YOUR TELEVISION SET IN THE FORM OF A SINGLE CHIMERIC HOLOGRAPHIC SIGIL. WHO WATCHES THIS? WHO IS THE FACELESS MAN IN THE PERIPHERY OF YOUR VISION? HIM. HE WATCHES IT. YOU MUST NOT. GO TO SLEEP. MEANWHILE, ON WTV...
By Wallaby (@TheTrueWallaby)
8:00 pm - Lucky 8
Marty inherits his grandfather’s bowling alley only to learn grandpa’s ghost is trapped in lane 8’s ball return machine. 8:30 pm - Cream Filled The staff of a topless donut shop rent rooms in a convent from down on their luck nuns. 9:00 pm - Beat Down Crocco and Ratchett lead a SWAT team take down of unlicensed street mimes. 10:00 pm - Better Than You Rich people allow a peek into their glittering life as a reminder that they’re better than you. |