By Da Wallaby (@TheTrueWallaby)
To the tune of God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen
Now rest ye merry gentlemen,
There’s nothing you should fear,
From questioning what you’ve been taught,
Or even being queer.
For gods are creations of man,
To ‘splain what we hold dear,
All that matters is don’t be a dick,
Don’t be a dick,
All that matters is don’t be a dick.
From the earliest cave men,
To fundamentalists now,
Many don’t investigate,
Don’t bother to ask “how”.
‘Tis simpler to create a god,
Before which we should bow.
And you can’t ever prove that they are wrong,
Prove that they’re wrong,
And you can’t ever prove that they are wrong.
But what if you’re wrong foll’wers say,
What if you burn in hell?
Wouldn’t it be easier,
To fall under the spell?
Of ours, the one true deity,
And avoid damnation’s well?
Don’t you want to be among the saved?
Want to be saved?
Don’t you want to be among the saved?
Please listen not to old Pascal,
His wager is a bust,
‘Cause not only believe in god,
But the right god you must.
If you guess wrong your soul is lost,
So you might as well just,
Drink and fuck as much as you like,
Fuck as you like,
Oh, drink and fuck as much as you like.
Now rest ye merry gentlemen,
There’s nothing you should fear,
From questioning what you’ve been taught,
Or even being queer.
For gods are creations of man,
To ‘splain what we hold dear,
All that matters is don’t be a dick,
Don’t be a dick,
All that matters is don’t be a dick.
From the earliest cave men,
To fundamentalists now,
Many don’t investigate,
Don’t bother to ask “how”.
‘Tis simpler to create a god,
Before which we should bow.
And you can’t ever prove that they are wrong,
Prove that they’re wrong,
And you can’t ever prove that they are wrong.
But what if you’re wrong foll’wers say,
What if you burn in hell?
Wouldn’t it be easier,
To fall under the spell?
Of ours, the one true deity,
And avoid damnation’s well?
Don’t you want to be among the saved?
Want to be saved?
Don’t you want to be among the saved?
Please listen not to old Pascal,
His wager is a bust,
‘Cause not only believe in god,
But the right god you must.
If you guess wrong your soul is lost,
So you might as well just,
Drink and fuck as much as you like,
Fuck as you like,
Oh, drink and fuck as much as you like.